Gigi Seeks A+ Certification

As part of a major economization move, chez Shotwell-Hansen is engaged in training our domestic animals in all manner of professional careers. Gigi has elected to follow in my footsteps and seek a career in IT. We’re getting her started with an A+ Certification. Here are some photos of her doing some homework: I think…

Subverting the paradigm

It’s one of those top-posted email chains. Probably best read from the bottom up. Oh, and HTML formatting by MS Outlook so there goes my validation… OTOH, I’m too lazy to clean it up so I get what’s coming to me I guess. Anyway, without further ado: From: XXXXXX, Anthony Sent: Tuesday, March 03, 2009…

Forehead Meets Desk

So I am joined into an IM session by my scrum master with one of our special needs developers. He [the special needs guy] cannot check out code from the repository. Ostensibly something I’d be in a position to help with as I run the access rules this iteration. So we go through troubleshooting away.…

Dog Sitter

Otis and Morton have petitioned me to construct the following: I’m not so certain they deserve nice things though. From the bin of forwarded emails that are actually fun to receive.

Obamanation

I finally voted for a major party candidate for President. A first. Celebrations last night and today. I’ll really let loose if NE-2 puts an electoral vote in Obama’s column. I cannae believe Indiana went Obama too. This is real dogs and cats living together stuff here. And now a word from the curmudgeon in…

Otis Has a Birthday

Hey Otis. It’s yer birthday. Go Otis. It’s yer birthday. The Toaster marks two years with us and somewhere between four and six IRL. No party for the Cat Box Raider—and he is certainly ripe today—this year. We didn’t mark Morton’s in August so it just wouldn’t be fair. At any rate… Go wish the…

Java Mathematic Expression Parser

JMEP is exactly what I’ve been beating my head over for the past few weeks. Seriously way better than what I was writing and, from the testing I’ve done, way more robust. If you’ve been looking for an open-source java parser for mathematical expressions, your search is over. Never was interested in building a parser,…

More Generally

Like everyone else in the world, I’ve been busy elsewhere as of late. That is, if we include as of the beginning of June in “as of late.” It basically boils down to work although there was a brief interlude in California over the Independence Day holiday. So let’s recap some of the highlights. Big…

How to fix CNN…

…in a single paragraph. Instead of churning headlines 24/7 and manufacturing “news” to feed this monster, do long-form, in-depth reporting on topics relating to the news. Use the ubiquitous news ticker to keep folks apprised of current events and break in for live coverage when it actually warrants it. It’s 60 minutes writ large and…

Cock Block

That is a cock block, Jon Bruning. You are such a twit. Not even the minions of Chimpy McSmirk think your fascist anti-immigrant policies are reasonable. I pledge to work tirelessly for your opponent in the next election.