The <center> cannot hold

The best “you can’t parse Aitch Tea Em Ell with regex, have you considered using a parser?” screed ever written: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags/1732454#1732454 […] HTML tags lea͠ki̧n͘g fr̶ǫm ̡yo​͟ur eye͢s̸ ̛l̕ik͏e liq​uid pain […] is just effing brilliant.

Roller coaster

This would make for one hell of a ride: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster …and some people question my dislike of roller coasters.

Cat vids

It’s been a long time since I’ve thought about this little animated gif: Facebook protip: follow the link back to the blog to see the animation in its full glory

Giroux!

Bless you. Claude Giroux wipes a booger on the linesman prior to taking a faceoff. Nice! https://vine.co/v/OgwOvVeA3Lw

An Intro to V–

Here’s a bit o’ geek humor, guaranteed to counter the cooling effects of the December air on your cockles: http://stilldrinking.org/the-fizzbuzz-from-outer-space-explained

Support site hell

Go to Microsoft’s support page regarding VisualStudio 2013 Update 3 Look for a link to download VisualStudio 2013 Update 3 In lieu of finding said link, find a link “Download the latest Visual Studio 2013 update package now” Click that link Find yourself looking at the download page for VisualStudio 2013 Update 4 Pray to…