Snackers

Wasabi Peas and Good ‘n’ Plenty share a great many traits. Both are coated snacks. Both have outer-components with flavors Elz does not find offensive. Both have inner-components with flavors that Elz finds offensive. Both can be eaten by the handful but are best savored individually. Both run out long before you’re done snacking on…

S.W.A.

Snacks with attitude: Wasabi Peas, bitches. Slowly chew a handful while exhaling through your nose. You’ll temporarily forget you’re still at work.