Drinking my divorce and having fish and chips…according to Siri.

There is Cornstalker chilling somewhere because someone (me?) stopped by Beertopia on the way home.

Can you hear? The time for beer is near. This much is clear. I’m outta here.

Every time my guy makes it 6 innings w/ 3 runs or less, I want him yanked. I don’t care how well he’s doing. (yes, we count QS, not W).

Between the #warclub revival, the #sharktank bullpen, and the fun they’re having on Twitter, I think I can get behind this year’s Pirates.

Yes…More Gals Panic: Before there were #ChuckNorris jokes, there existed Chuck Norris Action Jeans. spoti.fi/111Z5Mm #NowPlaying

Years of digging for this in used record bins nullified by technology. Still happy to have this now! spoti.fi/12gXmoN #NowPlaying

A little Urban Dance Squad never hurt the push to Friday COB.

Oh, Cardinals radio announcer, is there no cliche you can’t mangle? #throwHimOutStrikeHimOutDoublePlay

Walking back to work after lunch and there wasn’t anything I wanted so much as a beer and the rest of the day off today. #summertime