It could get hotter here, but I think they’d have to turn on the furnace to make it so. #schwettyballs

Time travel via #Python? Check out the future: code.activestate.com/recipes/84317-…

Really wish @craigslist would stop changing their search results page HTML. Makes scraping their site a real #pita.

Party fundraising emails appropriating SCOTUS decisions necessary because of your party’s legislative weaknesses are full of fail.

If I had better p-shop skills I’d mash up a dole line heading into a woman in gyno stirrups. Because that’s where the jobs are it seems.

Help! Help! My marriage is probably getting gay attacked right now!

git-tfs.exe process has been running for 28 hours so far. Really hope this doesn’t crash at some point.

Totally ready for hockey season to start. #lincolnstars #omahalancers #canucks

The best part about our Artisinal KFC is negotiating between the bountiful menu and the meager stock of product actually on hand.

Seriously trending in my universe: Hoffa references. Please explain.