Pre race tent squatting
The sprinkles could be worse…
Neighborhood watch
Jim lives for nights on the porch
The Tuck
Honest to goodness moonshine, beer, bluegrass, a porch, Oxford commas, and me. What crappy day at work?
New rule
If you wake up because your alarm is going off and you were dreaming you were at work, that time counts against the time you have to be at work that day. It’s a rule.
Gentlemen, start your engines
Just entered the 2013-14 Lancers schedule on my calendar. Very freaking ready for puck drop in just over two weeks.
Thundercats are go
2013 Corporate Cup gear is here!
Turtles all the way down
The highest calling of any form of life is to exterminate all other forms of life, reshape the universe in an image of itself, and then to die. *poof*
Commemorative
Today is depressing [to me] for all the wrong reasons. Staying away from the public garment rending and victimized jingoism that is social media for the next 24 hours.
The PUACF
I’m not the most rabid football fan out there. I live in an area where it is hard to root for the dominant program for $REASONS while none of the other programs provide much reason to root. My other alma mater has a joke of a program so rooting for them is even more depressing.…
Alert
Do not approach, suspect is possibly dangerous. Upon sighting, notify authorities. Current mood: