Where is all the content?

This is not a web page. Once Tim Berners-Lee dies he’ll immediately start rolling in his grave. Also, Jesus wept. Also also, get off my lawn! <!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <meta charset=”utf-8″> <meta http-equiv=”X-UA-Compatible” content=”IE=edge”> <title>THING CM Fooing</title> <meta name=”description” content=””> <meta name=”viewport” content=”width=device-width”> <link rel=”stylesheet” href=”http://example.com/styles/FooStyleGuide.spacelab.min.css”> <script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://example.com//scripts/vendor.js”></script> <script type=”text/javascript”> ‘use strict’; (function…

Oh no! Po po!

While commuting this morning at a higher than the published legal maximum velocity I was listening to this [1] and came across an actual member of the illustrious institution engaging in speed trap behavior. In a construction zone. Thankfully, the song is not gospel as I was not pulled over. [1] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M

SPAM FAIL

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Schrödinger’s band

A great idea up until someone opens the box: Death Metal Band Performs in a Soundproof, Airtight Box Until It Passes out [1] [1] http://www.neatorama.com/2014/07/06/Death-Metal-Band-Performs-in-a-Soundproof-Airtight-Box-Until-It-Passes-out/

Jane Collective

It is getting to the point where this sort of thing [1] will need to be reactivated. Along those lines, the broad circulation of this article [2] might prove beneficial. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Collective [2] http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/06/the-rise-of-the-diy-abortion-in-texas/373240/

Resolve

I refuse to play your silly reindeer games, Starbucks. It’s small, medium, and large. Your faux Italian bullshit doesn’t fly with me.