Not clairvoyant yet

Another in a series of passive-aggressive comments aimed at various co-workers. I still haven’t perfected my clairvoyance skill set. Please keep this in mind when handing off tasks that only you have worked on. This will expedite task completion to levels hopefully everyone involved finds acceptable.

Justice League

I always feel like I’m rabbiting away at the Hall of Justice when I get email from Super-User. Even if it is just a reminder than I need to update my password.

Brailletazing

I just did this. Now I know what my Facebook profile will look like in little under a week. You can do it too, Puncherella in the zoo. Of course, you can’t see mine until I get to see yours. I’m just that kind of a guy.

Quincy P. Johnson

I don’t know why this is so awesome, but for some reason I really love the Fake Name Generator. This one gives you all kinds of fun stuff to gen-up a whole identity.

S.W.A.

Snacks with attitude: Wasabi Peas, bitches. Slowly chew a handful while exhaling through your nose. You’ll temporarily forget you’re still at work.

More cmd.exe help

So you’re in cmd.exe and you type ‘ls‘ expecting to get a directory listing. Instead cmd.exe gives you the finger. You give cmd.exe the finger back. Just then your boss walks by and sees you flipping off company property. Next thing you’re in her office having a discussion on appropriate workplace behavior. Having had enough…

Foxworthy?

I think “first world problems” is the intelligentsia’s “you may be a redneck if…” To wit: If you’re complaining that your download from MSDN is running at a measly 650KB/sec average, you’re experiencing first world problems. And yet, I can’t believe how long it is taking to download some old-assed .iso so I can build…

Let the gnashing begin

The uproar over changes to Facebook—the ones where Facebook automagically filters your content for you, unbidden—this is nothing as compared to what will happen if Mashable is to be believed. /me pops up some popcorn