Use a picture of a shark with a laser attached to its head in a work email. #emailbingo #check

Steve Johnson quits the Mavericks…to become the new Lancers coach?!?!! collegehockeynews.com/news/2013/05/2… #spreadingrumors

This makes for chuckles: youtube.com/watch?v=8I0SJ9…

Drinking my divorce and having fish and chips…according to Siri.

There is Cornstalker chilling somewhere because someone (me?) stopped by Beertopia on the way home.

Can you hear? The time for beer is near. This much is clear. I’m outta here.

Every time my guy makes it 6 innings w/ 3 runs or less, I want him yanked. I don’t care how well he’s doing. (yes, we count QS, not W).

Between the #warclub revival, the #sharktank bullpen, and the fun they’re having on Twitter, I think I can get behind this year’s Pirates.

Yes…More Gals Panic: Before there were #ChuckNorris jokes, there existed Chuck Norris Action Jeans. spoti.fi/111Z5Mm #NowPlaying