Best customer service opening: Good morning. How can I alleviate the pain you are experiencing? #overheard #cubeland

I think spammers purposely use improper grammar so people like me will spend extra cycles thinking about their mistakes & thus their email

Someone just told me about the Fight Club theory of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off–FBDO is Cameron’s depression fugue/daydream. Mind==blown!

Got more game than Parker Brothers and I’m smooth like butter.

The Beatniks feel like the Canucks after game 5 against Boston in 2011. Ahead, but not anywhere near confident. #firstplace #fantasybaseball

Juxtaposition is the spice of life.

I think half of my work day involves making our bad decisions work with third party assumptions.

Character length limits on paths may, in fact, kill me. Both their existence and my coworkers’ insistence on getting around ’em. #notomation

Leaving the Apple garden with a whole lot of lossless m4a files in my pocket (5k+). Scripting a wrapper for ffmpeg now.

Even more free hockey!