Leaving for the city of mighty winds and broad shoulders for the 36th[?] annual CFCL baseball draft. It looks to be a hard year for the Beatniks as we are suffering under a penalty for releasing Denver’s most notorious wife beater, Jose Reyes. Still, there is baseball, comraderie, and crepes in my immediate future.
And that, my friends, is why I am happier as a Beatnik. So from our headquarters in Eukennott, Iowa to your home, wherever that might be: Happy Baseball Season 2016.