So the blog gets a fair bit o’ comment spam. It gets filtered to the quarantine and every so often I go wading through that slime hole just on the odd chance someone real has commented on a post but got falsely accused. This is the degree to which I secretly covet comments on my blog posts.

Today’s trawl had this gem:

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which I nearly approved anyway because, damn, that’s just about the right mix of creative and funny. Still, I don’t want to be pimping Lois Vinton knock-off uggs and boner pills or what-have-you so I shit-canned the comment.

But, still, funny!