Laws of technology
Overheard in the context of experiencing having one issue with a VM resolved causing a new issue which continues the state of the the VM being unusable: “It’s the Law of Conservation of Obstacles.”
Turtles all the way down
The highest calling of any form of life is to exterminate all other forms of life, reshape the universe in an image of itself, and then to die. *poof*
Overheard on a Friday night
Put your pecker away and stop licking my face. Just another Friday at Chez Hansen.
Overheard
In the bathroom at work today: heavy snoring from one of the stalls. I LOL’ed