Tapioca bitches

I’ve been hanging out with a new crop of the oldsters lately. I can’t imagine they’re representative of their generation at large. On the other hand, they’re very Teabaggy. At any rate, I’ve had to sit through several of these lately. And it’s getting real old.

Where is all the content?

This is not a web page. Once Tim Berners-Lee dies he’ll immediately start rolling in his grave. Also, Jesus wept. Also also, get off my lawn! <!DOCTYPE html> <html> <head> <meta charset=”utf-8″> <meta http-equiv=”X-UA-Compatible” content=”IE=edge”> <title>THING CM Fooing</title> <meta name=”description” content=””> <meta name=”viewport” content=”width=device-width”> <link rel=”stylesheet” href=”http://example.com/styles/FooStyleGuide.spacelab.min.css”> <script type=”text/javascript” src=”http://example.com//scripts/vendor.js”></script> <script type=”text/javascript”> ‘use strict’; (function…

Cranky

Because I’m cranky today…and a veteran of sorts: citizens who are willing to sacrifice other citizens to some nameless enemy to somehow save soldiers because they support our troops are dolts. Actually folks who say all kinds of stupid crap as some way of proving up their “support our troops” credibility rub me exactly the…

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Do not approach, suspect is possibly dangerous. Upon sighting, notify authorities. Current mood: