In the O RLY department we have this job posting on Craigslist.

Among the responsibilities are developing systems that will meet the company’s needs and participate in business meetings to identify and understand the company’s goals and objectives in order to develop a system that will meet the company’s current and future business needs.

So, you’re saying, I can’t sit around all day and code on my mega-ultra-awesome Tetris implementation but I have to develop to satisfy the company’s needs? Whoa…my head is asploded.